Your importance in this world is immeasurable.
Now go back to sleep.
A few years ago I found a little toy polaroid camera that made photos about the size of a postage stamp.

One night I was out with friends and these two sisters followed us back to my place. They were Swedish but had Russian names. The next morning l slept through my alarm and woke up with one of them staring at me with black electrical tape all over her face like a beard. She said everything would be okay because she’d go to my office and pretend to be me.