- Steak Tartare -
Mr. Bean dines in a fancy restaurant, orders steak tartare.
When the cloche is removed to reveal raw steak. Bean is mortified + endeavours to hide the meat in the environment surrounding him.
- Afternoon Tea-
Slices of bread are cut with scissors, butter is spread with a credit card, whose dish is secured with elastic bands.
A live fish is extracted from a jar of water and whacked on the bench.
A lettuce leaf, freshly washed under a nearby water-fountain, is stuffed in to Bean’s recently removed sock and swung around his head to relieve it of moisture.
Peppercorns ground with the heel of Bean’s shoe.
Tea prepared with a hot-water bottle and baby's milk bottle is jettisoned when Bean sneezes.
In collaboration with the wonderful Lisa Jahovich
Post By The Laundry Room