Ok, I'm officially sick of this 70 degree shit. I want some scorchers! I was doing ok until last week my beach plans had to be spontaneously canceled on account of it being 68 degrees. An unacceptable May temperature if you ask me.

On another, semi-related note, I've been thinking a lot about bathing suits. I think, in the minimalist spirit that I'm currently embracing, I'll go for a one piece this year. Probably just a solid black or white number. No strings, no separates, no problem.

Graham Dunn, Henrik Purienne