He acts all chummy,
but is really pissed,
cause in his tummy,
she's shoved her fist.

He could not withstand,
the poisoned pear,
so she holds his hand,
and says a prayer.

Deep in the ocean,
he will soon meet his doom,
because he stole the promotion,
from the guy with the broom.

She lost her socks,
she lost her shoes,
so in the box,
they look for clues.

One is white,
the other blue,
but it's alright,
their love is true.

They told Madame Jill,
that the boat was too small,
so she grabbed a big drill,
and will soon sink them all!

A bumble bee,
stung his cheek,
he could not see,
for a week.