My name is Melissa, but only on paper or when I'm in trouble.

Like the time I almost ran over my Driver's Ed teacher.

"MELISSA, IMA BARBECUE YOUR BOOTY."
(He really loved this phrase. Everyone else calls me Nini.)


I wonder if barbecued booty tastes anything like cheeseburgers. I love cheeseburgers.

Also, cats.


If you'd like to talk about anything including but not limited to cheeseburgers and cats:

My email: mstefanini@mac.com
My phone number: 305-494-9001