Hi, my name is Pete Majarich. I'm 10622 days old and I'm a copywriter. I've worked for the past year and a half at Crispin Porter + Bogusky. Before that I was at Leo Burnett Sydney from 2005-2008. Before that, I had jobs I hated.

I like second-hand books; branded utility; word collisions; digital augmentation of real-world interaction; Alec Baldwin voiceovers; pop culture mash-ups; a lo-fi aesthetic; the old red, white and blue ABA ball; Leftfield video clips; mindblowing shit on The Discovery Channel; long-form, yellow-tinged Nike magazine ads circa. the waffle sole; pop stars that don't have the surname Cyrus; copy that feels like it was written by humans, not robots; robots; Vonnegut; cinema; magic; the study of memetics and how it applies to viral advertising; Scandinavian ad work; social media pranking; table tennis; occasional instances of sleep deprivation; economy of word; the Internets as experiment; the utterly freaking unexplainable; George Meyer-era Simpsons episodes; use of the double negative; Spike Lee joints; new forms of interaction; and all sorts of other interesting stuff.

My beard isn't as bushy as my logo implies.

Thanks for your eyeballs.

Pete.