This page is the “Personal Network.” It displays work from the websites a member is following, in the order it was published. It also provides a way to engage in dialogue about the work in the form of “Cargo Comments.”

The “Projects/Images” toggle provides access to an Image Gallery, offering an alternate way of browsing websites in the Personal Network.

The small thumbnails on the top of this page are a random sampling of websites in a member’s Network.
books 
My essay about growing up with SHAME and then learning to let go of it will be released in this beautiful anthology October 2012. But you can preorder on Amazon...
 
flower coach 
According to Teleflora research, people love sending flowers but hate writing the cards to accompany them. We created an app to help anyone send a personalized...
 
sketch 
God Reschedules Rapture from humans are funny The best part of making this video was not that I got to meet God. It was that I got to meet Antonio Sabato Jr. Yes, I...
 
storytelling 
My life is box of funny and awkward stories. I like to share them on stage around LA because it makes them seem less mortifying. Maybe this one you shouldn't...
 
humans are funny 
I have a blog. Some people read it. You should too. Some funny posts: I banged that chick last night. She smelled like fruitcake. Help. I'm trapped inside a...
 
taboo tales 
Taboo Tales is a monthly show I produce in Los Angeles along with fellow comedian, Corey Podell. We ask writers to read a short story on stage. The only...
 
stand-up 
This was an off night. But I like that the lighting hides my adult acne. So, I'm posting it here. Enjoy. Sorry if you play the guitar. I swear I'm not talking...
 
travel writing 
I traveled for most of 2009 to very faraway places like Papua New Guinea, where they have strangely sweet tomatoes, pigs for sale on most corners, and constant...
 
articles 
Writing is my favorite thing. Huffington Post: +Pants Gone Missing at Hollywood Club +'The Magic Caste: Ex-Nerds with Birds +'Tis the Season for Obligatory...
 
hammer pants 
This was my audition video to be on Janet Jackson's Rhythm Nation tour. It came down to the two of us and they went with my friend because she had bigger bangs....
 
2009 
I traveled alone throughout Southeast Asia, Australia, India, and Europe during 2009. I started scared, unhappy, and nervous. I ended content, positive and free....
 
wall 
Don't worry. I got a better couch by now. And I wear more clothes to paint. Sorry about that.
 
draws 
I love drawing funny people.
 
universal studios 
I actually hate how the mirror shot turned out, but I got to hold a centipede. Everyone wins!
 
mammmoth mountain 
This campaign was featured in the 2009 One Show "Over 3,000 acres of terrain." "Over 400 inches of annual snowfall." "Over 3000 feet of vertical rise."...
 
eHarmony 
I got the lucky assignment to completely re-brand eHarmony, to make it look beautiful, to take away the cheesy steretotypes of Christian couples on white...
 
cheese 
I designed and shot the end template with the cheese and food. I only tell you this to brag that I got to take home wheels and wheels of cheese that day. I...
 
directv 
This ran as a pull-out in the 2006 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. It says, "Everything should be seen in DIRECTV HD. Well, maybe not everything." Yes, I...
 
1994 
Yep, that's me. Always wanted to make ads. Thankfully, this one is not me. I was the big shot director. Pizza pizza. This is a direct lift of a Little...
 
design 
These are taboo examples for my LA-based storytelling show. {more info here} I created several recipes for Southern Wine & Spirits brands. These tags hung off...
 
jack-in-the-box 
Uhhhh.... Aw man. Sorry, Gary. RIP. Also, I made out with William Hung at this shoot. Not really. But maybe. Yes, I was a cheerleader. I even wanted to be in...
 
kia soul 
This campaign is one of my favorites. We released the same spot with five different unknown songs, causing lots of chatter. It is the first spot in a cultural...