CHEWIE IS MY CO-PILOT STICKERS
Hatching a scheme to smuggle human cargo through an inter-planetary forbidden zone that's just crawling with hostile aliens?

Need help transporting an over-due bounty to an angry client with no patience left for your pathetic excuses?


Has your favorite Protocol Droid gone missing and ended up in pieces in an Ugnaught junk pile?

FEAR NOT!

It's time for A NEW HOPE!

Accept CHEWIE as your
CO-PILOT and get some
protection today!






4.0" W x 5.50" H Vinyl stickers are available for purchase for $5.
Sticker price includes FREE shipping!







These specially designed 4.0” W x 5.5” H, laser cut, intergalactic Chewbacca inspirational stickers are made from the highest quality vinyl stock (3.2 mil). They’ve been treated with a UV Gloss (3 mil) laminate finish over the vinyl which protects against Imperial attacks and keeps the color fast and fade free* for up to 5 years!

CHEWIE is honor bound to Serve, Protect & Co-Pilot your life to IMMEDIATE SUCCESS!

Did you just zip through a speed trap in hyper-drive and realize a half-second too late that Smokey is shooting radar?

Adhering a "CHEWIE is My CO-PILOT" protection talisman to your car, boat or motorcycle windscreen assures you'll travel safer, faster and virtually undetected* by speed monitoring devices!

Placing a "CHEWIE is My CO-PILOT" adhesive protection talisman anywhere in your vehicle can ward off* collisions, ease in the detection* of superior parking spaces, shield against* runaway shopping carts that might damage your fuselage (thereby grossly depreciating resale value) and otherwise guarantee* much better CAR karma!

Is your love life suddenly stalled out as if your Mojo was frozen in a solid block of Carbonite?

Slip a "CHEWIE is My CO-PILOT" adhesive protection talisman inside your billfold to experience increased wealth* and a far greater chance you'll finally get to utilize that ancient rubber barrier device for something besides late night water balloon fights! Chewie is the ultimate wing-man!

Simply display your "Saint Chewie" sticker on the bumper of your Spacecraft, Death Star Dwelling or Family Pet Carrier and watch it’s mystical power protect against ALL EVIL DOERS intent on doing you harm!

Act now and purchase your CHEWIE IS MY CO-PILOT sticker for the low, low price of FIVE BUCKS and for just $5 more - we'll send along a second CHEWIE is My CO-PILOT sticker for that pick-up truck, snow machine, camper or SUV!

With every Chewie Is My Co-Pilot sticker purchase you will receive FREE this pocket size Chewie Prayer Card!



CHEWIE'S PRAYER

OUR CHEWBACCA, WHO ART IN
HYPERSPACE HALLOWED BE  THY WOOKIE.

THY MILLENNIUM COMES, TO SAVE OUR BUNS,
ON EARTH  AT LIGHT-SPEED IN DA FALCON.

GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY BLASTER.
AND FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES,

"I'LL BE CAREFUL!"

AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO
TRESPASS AGAINST US,

"YOU'LL  BE DEAD!"

AND LEAD US NOT INTO THE DARK SIDE,
BUT DELIVER US  FROM THE EMPIRE.

FOR THINE IS THE FORCE, THE ALLIANCE 
AND THE GLORY. IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY...

GRRRWWWRR!!!


MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU.

But wait - there's more!

Simply place a CHEWIE IS MY CO-PILOT sticker on your kid's notebook and watch his grades improve*, his skin clear* and his immediate appointment* to Audio/Visual Club & Mathletes leadership!

For pets, Chewie has been known to ward off* dangerous disease-carrying fleas & ticks, cause fresher breath* and a glossier coat* in just weeks... Younger animals have been known to have fewer* elimination accidents inside the house and older pets (and some husbands) experience less malodorous bouts of gas at bedtime.

For friends and loved ones serving in the military, CHEWIE IS MY CO-PILOT inspires, excites and defends against home sickness, foot odor and taking the world just a little too seriously. And speaking of seriously - who wouldn't want to have CHEWIE as a CO-PILOT in their foxhole when things get rough out there... Wookies ROCK in combat!

Accept CHEWIE as YOUR CO-PILOT today!

4.0" W x 5.50" H Vinyl stickers are available for purchase for $5. Sticker price includes
FREE shipping!




Stickers are available at whole sale prices. For additional details email me at
info[at]lackoillustration.com

















*Your experience may vary. Statements not verified by the FAA, the TSA nor the DMV. Sticker will not protect against laser blasts, asteroids or tractor beams. It will however look pretty freakin' SWEET on your tractor!